do you ever just watch the first episode of your favorite show again and look at how plain and simple everyone is before character development sets in and terrible shit starts happening to everyone
- White parents: Awhh' Honey, just stay in bed, I will bring some medicine for you
- Asian parents: I told you not to go out. I told you to wear a jacket. You see, that's what you get for not wearing something warm.
“dhruv” is one of those names that instantly makes people who are called that more attractive just putting that out there
You know there was this boy called Karan in my class and he had an earring in his ear and had closely shaved hair and his name was Karan you guys which makes you instantly gorgeous (unless you’re Karan Johar) and did I tell you he was called Karan? I had a bit of a crush because his name was Karan…
And then I heard the white teachers kill his name and call him Karen, like the girl’s name, and it killed the crush stone cold dead.
if argo wins best picture i will literally send a bag of vomit to ben affleck
he’s gonna have that classic teary eyed couldn’t-have-done-it-without-you speech too you just know it
“I wanna thank my wife for being really cute and white, I wanna…
- Him: "She just goes c r a z y, time out isn't enough for her. I hold her upside down and splash her with water."
- Other friend: "does it work?"
- Friend: "well, it worked in Guantanamo. I was so close to smacking her the other day."
- Me: "so water boarding is ok but smacking her isn't???"
let’s play a game
is my anxiety causing my depression or is my depression causing my anxiety